We are neither a democracy nor a republic

We are neither a democracy nor a republic.

We are simply a fascist oligarchy that is sold in real-time to the highest bidder in the form of corrupt lobbying and patronage.

Someone should disrupt the whole lobbying business and create an app that handles Corruption-As-A-Service where you can buy your politicians and write your laws in real time.

Think of all the mad cash the politicians are missing because they are failing to clear the market for each sell out.

Rather than being sarcastic, this might be our salvation. This could put crowdfunding on a more equal footing.

Remember:

"Buy your politician, before someone else does!"

Originally posted on Facebook on November 22, 2017.