Habbo Thieves get Nabbed for Stealing $5k of iso-furniture

You Can't Photocopy a Ghost

The universe won't let you save-scum. Deciding is classical — by theorem. And a third lab just re-derived our definition of a mind by accident.

A 747 Cannot Fly

Anil Seth says my AI probably isn't conscious. He's right — until he leans on a fifty-year-old word trick. A dragonfly, a jet, and a machine that argu...

TL;DR;AI4ME: The First Kilobyte Belongs to the Robots

A friend's Claude read my agent-discovery page and reported the site had no MCP server — because the endpoint URL sat at the 96% mark of 137KB of text...